Just been through the spam pile. I like to do that manually from time to time, just for fun.
“Quit your job today and earn less than you do now writing nonsense for us” – don’t care.
“Your SEO isn’t very good. Buy expensive thing from us and you will get lost of traffic” – don’t care. I’m happy with the SEO I’ve got, which is pretty much none. That’s high maintenance enough for me.
“Writing is hard, we have a thing that will do it for you – search blahblahblah’s tools” – nope. I’ll write something on here when I can be bothered. When I can’t, I won’t.
And then there’s the usual set of “asdasdasdasdasdasdf” type spams too.
Sometimes, I wonder why people bother. Does this nonsense actually sell anything?